SPECIAL BLOG: Adios, Earth

If you are reading this, I am long dead.  I came from the once-planet-now-atom-dust that was known as Earth.  From my secret moon base, I was able to capture Earth's final moments.  This outgoing blog transmission is my legacy.  To all who inhabit this universe, I send this message:

Do not under any circumstances ask a Mayan deity what he would do for a Klondike Bar!

The following shows the dates 12/20, 12/21, and 12/22 of 2012.

You can find it yourself on Google Earth using these coords:   Sorry, coordinates no longer functional

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